blast from the past

Please, have a moment of awed silence for the breadth and scope of my rhyme. Just pretend that
the word 'plague' is pronounced 'play-gyoo'.

Friday, April 5th 2002 02:19:43 AM, from Tea Room

ague, angina pectoris, appendicitis; Asiatic cholera, spasmodic cholera;
biliary calculus, kidney stone, black death, bubonic plague, pneumonic
plague; blennorrhagia, blennorrhoea; blood poisoning, bloodstroke, bloody
flux, brash; breakbone fever, dengue fever, malarial fever, Q-fever; heart
attack, cardiac arrest, cardiomyopathy; hardening of the arteries,
arteriosclerosis, atherosclerosis; bronchocele, canker rash, cardialgia,
carditis, endocarditis; cholera, asphyxia; chlorosis, chorea, cynanche,
dartre; enanthem, enanthema; erysipelas; exanthem, exanthema; gallstone,
goiter, gonorrhea, green sickness; grip, grippe, influenza, flu; hay fever,
heartburn, heaves, rupture, hernia, hemorrhoids, piles, herpes, itch, king's
evil, lockjaw; measles, mumps, polio; necrosis, pertussis, phthisis,
pneumonia, psora, pyaemia, pyrosis, quinsy, rachitis, ringworm, rubeola, St.
Vitus's dance, scabies, scarlatina, scarlet fever, scrofula, seasickness,
struma, syntexis, tetanus, tetter, tonsilitis, tracheocele, trachoma,
trismus, varicella, varicosis, variola, water qualm, whooping cough; yellow
fever, yellow jack.

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Pick any 10.

[Freestyle L Dopa] msg #173 (72 remaining) # Read Next

Friday, April 5th 2002 02:36:21 AM, from L Dopa

I'm infected with you
So cut me some slack
I feel like I'm having
A heart attack.

My heart's in necrosis
I suffer from ague
I feel like I'm dying
Got bubonic plague

Love scabies is itchy
I've got oozing sores
It's also contagious
I got it from yours

You're the bad bread I ate
You're the unlucky chance
And now I am doing
A St. Vitus' dance

My spleen's fit to rupture
I've got scarlatina
I'm begging for quarters
Down on the Marina

You gave me herpes
(Sadly, that's real)
I'm coughing with scrofula
See how I feel?

[Freestyle L Dopa] msg #174 (71 remaining) #

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