I've known for some time now that I have an evil Republican doppelgänger. But until today, I was unaware that I also share my name with a woman who has starred in many many porn films.
Including Honey, I Had Sex with the Kids and Muffy, the Vampire Layer. I mean, I assume it's someone else. You'd think I'd remember starring in over 100 sex movies. But maybe I was in a fugue that week.
Posted by laura at September 03, 2002 02:31 PM | TrackBackIt's true! I seen 'em!
Posted by: Muffy, the Vampire Layer on September 3, 2002 07:59 PMI apparently was having an affair with some guys wife. When i was 9 the guy shows up at my house, my dad answered the door asked "Does chris $%^@#$^@ live here" my dad said "yes" He said " then tell that SOB the man who's wife he's sleeping with is at the door" my dad chuckled and brought me down and tried not to laugh and he asked me "why i was braeking up this mans happy marriage."
In light of that i guess 100 porn flicks ain't so bad. :)
but in just one week, damn you must've been more sore than smurfette the day brainy spilled viagra in the well!!!
( if you can't laugh at smurf humour then the day is lost)
chris
*runs to the video store*
By the way, that republican blonde chick is scary. As all republican blonde chicks are.
Posted by: trey on September 5, 2002 01:55 PMWhen are we having a Muffy the Vampire Layer party? Sounds like it would be fairly indistinguishable from Season Six. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Alice on September 6, 2002 07:38 PM