Stay tuned until next time when Laura learns that the drinks at the Ruby Room are entirely too large to down about five of them in the span of a few hours without ill effect.
Me: "I think I'm developing a problem with alcohol."
Bee: "I think your problem is you need some more."
Scott (after dragging Bee away from the Ladies' room and towards the Mens'): "How fucked up is he, really?"
Me: "Not really fucked up at all."
Scott: "Are you being sarcastic?"
Me: "No. He can still stand."
David Bowie was right. Honest.
Posted by: mike on August 30, 2002 11:39 AMMichael, could you be any more cryptic?
Posted by: Laura on August 30, 2002 11:40 AMMaybe. I was only talking about the MTV image spots he did in the 1980s, without actually -saying- what he said, because surely everybody is tired of hearing me say "too much is never enough." But anyway, that's where the phrase came from -- where I heard it first, at least. Sorry, I always get my 'vague' and 'obvious' deliveries mixed up. ;)
Posted by: mike on August 30, 2002 11:42 AMYou're forgiven. For now.
Posted by: Laura on August 30, 2002 11:43 AMThe men's room was totally on the other side of the bar from the women's john! I was merely reasoning that the men's must be nearby.
A drunk Bee is a very easily confused Bee.
Posted by: Bee on August 30, 2002 11:43 AMI'm still disappointed that Scott stopped you. The sadistic part of me was hoping he'd let you go right into the ladies'.
Posted by: Laura on August 30, 2002 11:44 AM"If I'm not back in thirty minutes, call the paramedics!"
Posted by: mike on August 30, 2002 11:44 AM