Five reasons I'm better than any Ronco invention:
5. I'm not made of plastic or metal
4. I'm self-cleaning
3. No tiny parts to lose, everything's attached!
2. Opposable thumbs, baby. Opposable thumbs.
1. I can sing a lullabye.
haha funny link. i love those infomercials. you should sing a lullabye about ron popeil. instant top ten hit.
Posted by: timmy on August 31, 2002 11:56 PM Pasta makers and rotisserie ovens
Ronco gives you product lovins.
Scramble an egg inside its shell
Or cut a bagel really well.
Oh, I give up.
Posted by: laura on August 31, 2002 11:57 PM