Yet another mark in the "children are disease-carrying vermin" category:
Dear irresponsible parent:
Not only did your snotty-nosed brats completely spoil my enjoyment of Blade II (what kind of parent brings their child who is under four to a SCARY R-rated movie at 10:15pm?) but they also seem to have infected me AND Rachel with whatever creeping death virus they had. Do everyone a favor and leave your fucking kids home if you can't find a sitter. Becoming a parent involves many sacrifices, and I firmly believe that one of them is missing out on R-rated scary movies if you can't find a sitter. Or at least teaching them appropriate theater behavior, for crying out loud.
Love, Laura
Posted by laura at May 06, 2002 01:12 PM people who have kids should be killed.
they should be killed by their kids.
when their kids are old enough.
the kids will get their ideas from watching bladeII with a cold.
then laura and rachel will kill the kids.
and the world will be safe again from vermin.
6:00 at a PG movie? that's one thing.
10:15 at an R? that's shoot the fucking parents. even if they're little angels. i don't care. that's past bedtime. that's an R-rated movie. where is the cluuuuuue?